Posted by reposting response to this old funky post on February 16, 2003 at 06:52:27:
In Reply to: Get a Life!!! posted by Funkadelic Relic on February 16, 2003 at 02:14:42:
Posted by Sam on February 06, 2003 at 09:09:47:
In Reply to: HMMMMMM posted by Funkadelic Relic on February 05, 2003 at 23:28:43:
Son, all those questions you asked would be answered i the affirmative if you asked them of an 0YD instructor.
Questions for 0-YD instructors to ponder:
Q: Do you have families?
A: Only if they support the moo.
Q: Do you work?
A: Only so that I can make money to support school.
Q: Do you have friends?
A: Only if they are in the moo. Otherwise, they just don't understand and are no-minds.
Q: Do you venture outside of your homes?
A: Only to go to school and work (to support school).
Q: Do you look at anything but a computer screen wondering why you're so obsessed by O_YD?
A: No - I am not obsessed. 0YD is everything that there is.
Q: Do you have delusions of grandeur thinking that you will one day win over O_YD?
A: No, because 0YD is Grandmaster's style, and I can never reach his level. He has only released the tip of his pinky's worth of knowledge....
Q: Do you believe that you are owed something?
A: No, I must earn my opportunity.
Q: Do you want everyone to listen to you yet you are afraid to post your name or photo?
A: No, I expect everyone who is lower than me to listen to me, regardless of my skill and ability. I post staged photos of my skills.
Q: Does it make you feel better to lie about others?
A: No, the only lies I tell are the ones that higher belts have told me, and if they believe them, they must not be lies.
Q: Do you feel good misleading other?
A: It allows me to earn my next opportunity.
Q: Do you obsess about O_YD?
A: 0YD is life for life. Is that obsessing?
Q: Could you live without O_YD?
A: No, there would be no life with it.
Q: What would you bitch about then?
A: The lack of it.
Q: The Catholic Church?
A: It is fake - only Grandmaster knows the true way.
Q: The President?
A: He is president of a corrupt country that doesn't know how to deal with the Koreas.
Q: Your Wife?
A: I do not have a wife - the school is my bride.
Q: Your Country?
A: I bow to a Korean flag.
Q: Do you feel pathetic b/c you are all brain dead?
A: I am not brain dead, I am learning life. 0YD teaches life for life.
Q: Do you feel pathetic b/c you are obsessed with something you gave up or could never have or both?
A: I only give things up when I make mistakes with my opportunity. Though I can never learn all of Grandmaster's knowledge, I can have whatever he'll give me.
The above was satire, read in the voice of a mindless 0YD drone.
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