The Humilition of the Royal Fool

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Posted by Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm on April 22, 2003 at 02:26:39:

Self inflated and convinced he knew something, Royal Dragon stepped into Chung Moo one day and thought he'd 'exchange ideas'
with the instructors there because they he thought they were on the same level. Royal was just trying to make friends in his own
lowly mind, but was not ready for what happened. He started to show what he thought would earn his acceptance into a higher
group but was rejected, humiliated when they refused his offer of movement, called him garbage and knocked him to the floor. In
disbelief and anguish Royal reacted instinctively, 'what
about this' and tried another move which was met with increasing but still measured harshness. ROYAL DRAGON was too stupid
still to realize he
was outclassed. Those present were embarassed for him. Mentally backed in to corner he tried one more and was quickly reduced
to crying in the corner of the waiting room. Many of us were there.
Appologizing from the floor, hoping he now would not be truly beaten and seriously hurt. ROYAL DRAGON came true and said
he just wanted
to learn. He was allowed to sign up. Soon he was on special private but occasioanly tried to show what he thought he knew and
was instantly 'corrected.' It was humiliating for him to be acted upon if front of everyone, but it was the only way for him to
learn due to his personality and slow learning ability. He needed to feel. When regionals would visit, he was singled out as a 'dingy'
and demonstrated upon. This made him feel worse but he
resolved that no matter they'd dish out what he'd make it and show everyone. This made him a perfect candidate to sell his car,
work two fast food jobs and scrub floors just to win favor.

Still a 1st section, All the events now fueled his rage, but he kept it inside.
He was always kept seperate from the others, as he moved porrly and ran his mouth the whole time he was there. What about this?
TaMo that, Shaoling this and that. No one ever trusted him, he was not good with
students, did not understand form nor how to even hand a brochure to a walk-in. He always had something to prove. He learned
little by the time he was allowed to pass for 1sr section.
Although he never quit, he was never pushed that tiny little extra to send him crying out the door for good. During his slow,
painful prgression in rank he had fled on several occasions screeaming 'leave me alone,' only to return the next week or month,
tail dragging,
nowhere else to go. ROYAL DRAGON was a pitiful soul.
About this time his sole means of support, his wife, had enough. She ditched the butt plugg. It would be one thing her paying the
bills and traning fees but
this guy was going to take about 35 years to get his black belt at the rate he was going. And he had come to her with a zany
proposition that to help him gain advancement, she should try to seduce his instructor. This is a result of his corrupt upbringing,
where such things occurred often. He made good on his threat to have her baby taken away by means of some incriminating
evidence he had gathered on her during their marriage. Being a slimy worm has it's advantages. This gave Royal the ammunition
he needed to get support from others who felt sorry for the children. He tried luring other women to support him but with only
the lure of a workmens comp suit (filed when he realized in work he was actually qualified to do the most he could ever make was
46 cents above minimum wage) his prospects were dismal. His parents were getting sick of his BS.
They did not know what to do with him and the hope was eventually he might change. Avgerage in statuture, not that bright but
still he tried 2 steps forward, one step back it was said about ROYAL DRAGON. He drained more resources than he contributed.
But he had been raised to do this. Coming from a long line of welfare cheats and theiving barhoes. Lots of coffee needed to be
gotten.
At this point he bgan claiming the ghosts of trees were discussing martial arts with him while he practiced in a nearby park. Here is
where the myth of really began.


He soon had to quit training in a school.$$$? His exwifes male relatives wanted to kick his ass, but Royal sought the protection of a former 0YD student who was a policeman. Even though he was at this point posting that the art was fake and had a false history. He was learning it and helping a sheriff teach 0YD kata as well as he could understand it. He weas promoted to 5th section by someone teaching 0YD illegally!


With no visible means of support, RD claimed a back injury from 20 years ago has caused him disability. This got him some income and gave him a very good reason not to post pictures of himself doing martial arts when he posted inquiries looking for other martial artist to validate him and that he could brag to.
He had some videotapes and got some more. He got some books and continued his 'learning' as he called it. Now being full of fact and knowledge he felt he should give some back.


At this point Royal Dragon stepped into an unliscensed Chung Moo School one day and thought he'd 'exchange ideas' with the instructors
there because they he thought were ready to receive the benefit of his knowledge gained from tapes, sporadic training, and
arrogant thinking. If they had quit learning from master, surely they would be ready for the 'wisdom of the royal dragon'. Hahaha . Royal was just trying to make friends in his own lowly mind, but was not ready for what happened. He started
to show what he thought would earn his acceptance into a higher group but was rejected, humiliated when they refused his offer
of movement, called him garbage and knocked him to the floor. In disbelief and anguish Royal reacted instinctively, 'what
about this' and tried another move which was met with increasing but still measured harshness. ROYAL DRAGON was too stupid
still to realize he
was outclassed. Those present were embarassed for him. His face was used as a toilet brush as he begged and pleaded for what he
though was his life.
Mentally backed in to corner he tried one more and was quickly reduced to crying in the corner of the waiting room. Many of us
were laughing.
Appologizing from the floor, hoping he now would not be truly beaten and seriously hurt. ROYAL DRAGON came true and said
he just wanted to leave.
He tried to show what he thought he knew and it was hilarious!
His bitterness continued to fester inside him, over the years it reached the boiling point. His hatred for those who had always
sought to put him down would be repaid with interest he thought, now that he could post stuff anonymously on ther internet to
destroy the
corruption that always blocked the path.

By default, not qualifed mentally or physically, the guy who no one really liked was handed a 2nd section belt for time served.
With no one
to lash out at and repay the injustices done to him, he posts on forums hoping someone somewhere will care.

We care because it's funny.


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