Posted by Grower on April 28, 2003 at 22:30:01:
I wuz thinking about the hole arm growing thing (yup, hole), and I though to myself, 'grower - I know wut thatz for'.
See. when a guy's in prison, he wants to get along with everyone. Otherwise, bad things happen like Bubba using you for a toy. So, he figures that if he learns how to give the best fistings out there, he'll be A#1 Guy! Enter the arm growing trick. See, what a guy does is shrink down his arm with summa dem hurbs, and then he shoves it right up Bubba's bung hole. This minimizes anal tearage. THEN, he makes it grow. This maximizes du prostate stimulation, and makes him A#1 Guy! THEN, he shrinks it back down, and slides it on out!
What a great usage of a super natural power! Mmmm...pass some of dem herbs out before doing taxes and you'll be all set for whatever happens. Just be sure not to share bottles. ,0