Posted by Anti-Moo on May 01, 2003 at 21:23:13:
So anyway this TKD-guy, a MMA-Guy and a 0YD-Guy are all standing on top of the Sears Tower. When all of a sudden this giant golden bird flies down to them and says: 'I grant each of you one wish, all you have to do is jump off this building, make your wish and it will be granted.' The bird then flies away.
The TKD-Guy is brave enough to go first, so he runs, jumps off the building and says: 'I wish I was wearing a parachute!' A parachute magically appears on his back, he pulls the string and lands safely on the ground. 'AMAZING!' he shouts back up to the top.
The MMA-Guy, starts thinking - hey I have a better idea. So he runs and jumps off and says: 'I wish I could fly like Superman!' Instantly his body is filled with the ability to fly! He exclaims 'This is the GREATEST THING EVER!'
The 0YD-Guy having watched the other two, shaking his head in discus, thinking that they are not very good martial artist, decide he will show them the right way of things. He begins his run and then jumps saying: 'I wish I had the skills and abilities of Grandmaster J.C. Kim!' He promptly beings screaming as he falls to his death.
Proving once again you should watch what you wish for, it just might be your DOWN FALL!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA