Posted by Anti-Moo on July 05, 2003 at 23:14:04:
As proven by history, the origins of a line of martial arts are based on the movement, strength and credibility of the individual master, his instructors and students. The strength of the movement determines how strong the style is and the credibility of that generation of individuals. The achievements of Grandmaster 'Iron' Kim demonstrate the strength and credibility of the Oom Yung / Chung Moo line of martial arts knowledge. EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT HE IS Its ONLY MASTER. THE FACT THEY CONSTANTLY CHANGE THEIR TEACHING METHODS AND YOU CANNOT LEARN SO CALLED CORRECT TECHNIQUES FROM YOUR INSTRUCTOR, BUT YOU MUST WAIT AND PAY FOR A NATIONAL INSTRUCTOR.
A few of Grandmaster 'Iron' Kim's achievements
At the age of seven, Grandmaster 'Iron' Kim began his life's path in the study and practice of martial arts AND THE CON ARTS. To achieve perfection of his martial arts movements, Grandmaster 'Iron' Kim many times chose the solitude (READ AS WENT TO JAIL) of the mountain and ocean areas of Asia to practice the forms and techniques that he learned. Although he learned from many qualified teachers (READ AS CELL MATES), a majority of the knowledge that Grandmaster 'Iron' Kim possesses was passed down through Grandmaster Wang Po, the 7th generation Grandmaster of Yin Yang Doe. WHO WAS CREATED IN A DREAM ONE NIGHT WHILE IN HIS CELL AND IS THE RESULT OF WET DREAM KIM WAS HAVING.
MASTER 'IRON' KIM UNCONTESTED
'CHAMPION OF ALL ASIA' AND CELL BLOCK – C , OF WHICH KIM WAS THE ONLY MEMBER.
In 1956, Master 'Iron' Kim did compete in and win the All Asia Championship (AGAIN HELD IN CELL BLOCK – C) that was sponsored by Grandmaster Wang Po and was held in the Cho Leung area of Pusan. The Chinese title of Chung Moo Jik or 'champion' OF HIS OWN MIND was bestowed upon Master 'Iron' Kim. The first place award that he did receive was called a Chung Moon Chung. A Chung Moon Chung is a paper scroll with wooden rods at each end (IN OTHER WORDS HE GOT A NEW ROLL OF TOILET PAPER). It is inscribed with the accomplishments of the winner and carries the official seal of the tournament (IN OTHER WORDS HE USED IT TO WIPE HIS ASS). Several prominent judges and martial artists were in attendance at this championship and they hold in their memory the truth of this occasion (THE GUARDS WATCHED HIM WIPE HIS ASS).
The presiding judges were Yang Chou Fai (then a resident of Taegu – JUST TRANSFERRED FROM CELL BLOCK - B), Wang Sei Kau (then a resident of Pusan – OFFICER ON DUTY #1) and Hwan Byung Quan (then a resident of Pusan – OFFICER ON DUTY #2). These three judges were originally residents of China. Also in attendance were Mok Jing Quan, from Osan, Korea, Chae Jung Su, of Dong Nae, Pusan, Park Hyun Su, of Sum Yun, Pusan, Yu Gee Han, of Taegu, Chil Sung and Park Yung-Gil of Daichon, Korea (ALL WERE CHILDREN WHO WERE TOURING THE JAIL TO LEARN HOW NOT TO LIVE THEIR LIFE). Anyone who has knowledge of martial arts during that period will recognize the tradition of the Chung Dong Yang Moo Sul Yun Moo Dae Hwa (All Asia Championship Tournament) and the names that appear above, BUT ONLY IF THEY HAVE A HISTORY OF MENTAL ILLNESS AND BUY INTO THIS CRAP.
After winning the All Asia Championship Tournament (HE SUCCESSFULLY WIPED HIS ASS), Master 'Iron' Kim continued to excel in martial arts form and movement AND THE ART OF THE CON. He was teaching others and, in fact, sponsored many of the Chun Dong Yang Moo Sul Yun Moo Dae Hwa championships (WHO CAN STEAL THE MOST FROM OTHERS CHAMPIONSHIPS), which at the time were held in the Sum Yun area of Pusan, Korea. Other cosponsors of these tournaments with Master 'Iron' Kim were Park-Yang Su, Choe Jung Su, Sun Baek Yew and Ee Jun Yu, all having the accomplished position of Chong Sa Bu or Sa Bu (Assistant Master or one step below) in their respective styles AND EACH HEAD OF THEIR OWN CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION. The strength of the Oom Yung line that Master 'Iron' Kim demonstrated at these contests DE-convinced other practitioners to decline to challenge him in the years that he sponsored the tournament, BECAUSE NO BODY ELSE BOUGHT INTO HIS BULL AND INSTEAD ENTERED REAL MARTIAL ARTS COMPETITION. Because he was uncontested champion (IN HIS OWN MIND) during that time, Master 'Iron' Kim was bestowed the honorable and respected position and title of 'Chon Shim Pan Whey Won Chaeng,' or 'Supreme Judge and Arbiter OF THE CON' by the co-sponsors and the martial arts experts who participated in these tournaments, WHICH WERE ALL FIGMENTS OF HIS IMAGINATION. Even though Master 'Iron' Kim did earn the title of uncontested Champion of All Asia, he felt that EVEN THOUGH HE GAVE HIMSELF THE TITLE, there was much more to learn and thus he continued to study and develop his skills further IN ORDER TO PERFECT THE CON. His ultimate hope was that HE COULD CON EVERYBODY BY THINKING all martial arts WERE CREATED BY HIM AND could some day be united IN SUCH A WAY AS TO TAKE THEIR MONEY AND HAVE THEM BE STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK HIM A GOD.
'ALL MARTIAL ARTS UNITED'
In the early 1960's Master 'Iron' Kim expanded his quest for knowledge AND THE NEXT SUCKER. He traveled and sought Masters who had reached a higher level of Moo Doe knowledge AND THEN AVOIDED THEM SO THEY COULD NOT SHOW WHAT A FAKE HE IS. There were seven top practitioners from an elite group of about twenty CRIMINAL Masters throughout East Asia with whom Master 'Iron' Kim exchanged individual skills in the ART OF THE martial arts CON. All the names of the practitioners that appear above were part of that group of about twenty top CRIMINAL Masters. Master 'Iron' Kim's purpose was to build his own wisdom, knowledge and understanding in the Moo Doe traditions of the eight main styles OF LYING. Regardless of how far he had to travel or the difficulty of training, Master 'Iron' Kim relentlessly pursued, learned and absorbed the complete knowledge of form and movement from these top practitioners AND BECAME A BETTER CON ARTIST THEN ANY OF THEM. After completing the training, Master 'Iron' Kim then shared his knowledge of the Oom Yung / Chung Moo style with the top members from this group. After seven years of training and sharing his knowledge with the best practitioners in East Asia, Master 'Iron' Kim became one of a few elite practitioners who were well rounded in the eight main CONS OF THE martial art styles. He was one of several Moo Doe practitioners responsible for uniting all Moo Doe and capable of teaching eight martial arts together as one style or 'All Martial Arts United' OR “HOW TO MAKE A FOOL OF PEOPLE AND HAVE THEM PAY YOU FOR IT” . Finally, after seven years, his wish that the Oom Yung line could become 'All Martial Arts United' OR “HOW TO MAKE A FOOL OF PEOPLE AND HAVE THEM PAY YOU FOR IT” became a reality.
Of the hundreds of millions of people who practice martial arts in the 20th century, Master 'Iron' Kim is one of fifty practitioners that has achieved unprecedented fame and recognition for being the most skilled in Moo Doe AND IN CRIMINAL ACTIVITY.
MASTER 'IRON' KIM ESTABLISHES THE
OOM YUNG /CHUNG MOO STYLE IN THE UNITED STATES
Master 'Iron' Kim's goal was to teach the Oom Yung /Chung Moo line to people of all nations, and to do that, he planned to build a strong foundation of martial arts in the United States (WHERE NOBODY KNOWS WHO HE IS, SO HE CAN MORE EASILY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM) from which to spread worldwide. With this goal, Master 'Iron' Kim left the Orient and came to the United States in the early 1970's.
Upon arriving in the United States, Master 'Iron' Kim felt he could best begin to teach martial arts by first learning basic English and American culture ( HE WAS HAVING TROUBLE WITH CURRENCY AND NEEDED TO BETTER UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH HE COULD SWINDLE OUT OF PEOPLE). In 1972, Master 'Iron' Kim introduced the Kong Su martial art style in the United States. It was in 1972 that Master 'Iron' Kim demonstrated the discipline and strength of (Kyong Gong Sul Bope – TRANSLATED: “ I AM GOD AND I CAN FLY AND YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE ME”) by successfully jumping from the top of a building eleven stories in height, EVEN THOUGH HE JUMPED OFF THE BACK OF THE BUILDING WHERE THE GROUND WAS ONLY ABOUT 2 FEET BELOW HIM. Very few individuals have ever accomplished such a feat, EXCEPT FOR STUNT MEN WHO DO IT REALISTICALLY WITH AIR BAGS. Between 1973 and 1979, after educating himself about the American way of life (MADE MORE CONTACTS INTO THE MAFIA), Master 'Iron' Kim opened the first of four schools that he owned in the United States. Many times in areas where schools became established, the local paper would interview Master 'Iron' Kim and write articles about him and the Oom Yung /Chung Moo style of martial arts, EVEN THOUGH THESE ARTICLE NEVER SAW PRINT BECAUSE THEIR WERE WRITTEN BY KIM HIMSELF ON THE TOILET PAPER HE HAD BECOME SO FOUND OF.
In early 1975, Master 'Iron' Kim briefly returned to Korea, HE PISSED OFF HIS MAFIA FRIENDS AND HAD TO GO INTO HIDING. It was at this time that Grandmaster Wang Po, the 7th generation Grand Master of Yin Yang Doe, passed to Master 'Iron' Kim, IN ANOTHER WET DREAM, all the knowledge and traditions that had been passed to him. Soon thereafter, the title of 8th generation Master of the Oom Yung line was bestowed upon Master 'Iron' Kim. Grandmaster Wang Po passed away in 1976 in Pusan at the age of 93.
In 1975, after the untimely death of martial arts actor Bruce Lee, WHO KIM DID NOT LIKE BECAUSE HE WAS NOT KOREAN, Warner Brothers motion picture studios began their search for a replacement. After auditioning martial arts 'experts' from around the world, Master 'Iron' Kim was asked to screen test and was subsequently pronounced TO BE COMPLETE AN IDIOT AND ELIMINATED AS A Warner Brothers selection. At that time, Master 'Iron' Kim was forced to choose between MAKING UP MORE LIES ABOUT a motion picture contract or to continue teaching his art OF THE CON. Master 'Iron' Kim chose to continue sharing his knowledge, SINCE IN HOLLYWOOD HE WOULD BE EASILY EXPOSED FOR THE FRAUD HE IS, which has proven to HIS benefit so many thousands of DOLLARS THAT recipients GAVE TO THIS DISGRACEFUL FORM of his training. It was also in 1975 that Master 'Iron' Kim was the principal martial arts demonstrator for the promotional produced, IN HIS BACK YARD, for the feature film 'Billy Jack'. In this exhibition, Master 'Iron' Kim led approximately one hundred twenty-five martial arts masters and experts from around the world along with over one hundred actors and actresses, IT IS STILL UNKNOWN WHY HE NAMED EACH BLADE OF GRASS ON HIS LAWN AFTER ALL THESE PEOPLE, BUT IT IS WELL DOCUMENTED. Again in 1975, Master 'Iron' Kim was the principal demonstrator for the International Martial Arts Exhibition benefiting the 'Asian Orphans Charity.' IN HIS BACK YARD. Over thirty masters and experts assisted Master 'Iron' Kim in this worthy cause, BECAUSE THEIR WAS A BAD CASE OF CRAB GRASS THAT YEAR AND MOST OF HIS LAWN HAD DIED. The proceeds from this charitable event provided aid to children of all nationalities AND ALLOWED FOR MANY MORE WET DREAMS.
In 1976, Master 'Iron' Kim taught U. S. military martial arts instructors from all around the United States, HE WAS EXTREMELY FORTUNATE TO HAVE BEEN ABLE TO PURCHASE ALL THE G.I. JOE FIGURES AVAILABLE AT THE TIME. These training sessions were conducted at Master Kim's training center near Ft. Jackson, South Carolina, WHERE HE STAGED IN HIS BACK YARD A MASSIVE OFFENSIVE AGAINST THE FORCES OF COBRA.
From 1977 through 1982, Master 'Iron' Kim devoted his energies to training a select group of black belt CON ARTIST students who had previously demonstrated both outstanding abilities coupled with the mental or 'chung' discipline that Master Kim requires of all advanced CON students. Then beginning in 1983 and continuing through 1989, Master 'Iron' Kim concentrated on training selected 3rd degree through 8th degree instructors CAN ARTISTS and CON masters.
In 1989, Master 'Iron' Kim chose the name Chung Moo Doe, BECAUSE HE STILL HAD NOT FIGURED OUT HOW TO SPELL THING IN ENGLISH, for the first time in the United States to represent the heritage of the royal line of martial arts for the first generation of CON practitioners.
The annual 'Eight Martial Arts National CON Championship Tournament' began in 1990 and has been held under the name of Chong Su Nim (Honorable Founder AND MASTER OF THE CON) 'Iron' Kim whose great skills are recognized internationally, SEVERAL WARRANTS ARE KNOWN TO STILL WAITING TO BE SERVED. This event is held for both students and instructors OF THE CON, with medals, trophies and certificates awarded at the competition's end. Between 1990 and 1995, Master 'Iron' Kim presented honorary martial arts certificates to United States' Senators and Congressmen as well as numerous judges, government officials, police and military officers, television anchor persons, clergy and community leaders, EVEN THOUGH NONE OF THEM EVER SHOWED OR HEARD OF SUCH A THING. These individuals have all recognized THAT THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT the vital role that Master 'Iron' Kim's teachings have played in inspiring hundreds of thousands of people throughout the years.
Master 'Iron' Kim trained the instructors who demonstrated EVERYTHING EXCEPT the proper use of weapons and 'empty hand' combat to members of the FBI, EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE NOT PRESENT TO SEE SUCH THINGS, during the 17th Annual International Asian Organized Crime Conference held in 1995.
In 1996, Chong Su Nim 'Iron' Kim formally became Grandmaster 'Iron' Kim of eight different martial arts disciplines and retired, FIGURING IT IS BETTER TO CONTROL THINGS FROM BEHIND THE SCENE, SO HE CAN LIMIT HIS CHANCES OF BEING CONVICTED OF A CRIME. Unlike the average retiree who turns their thoughts and life in a new direction, Grandmaster 'Iron' Kim has intensely undertaken the study of bettering the physical and mental abilities of all age groups, with special emphasis on the aging, BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE CAN TAP MORE MONEY OUT OF THE ELDERLY.
Throughout history, few have earned the status of Grandmaster. Before he came to the U.S. in 1972, Grandmaster 'Iron' Kim had achieved the highest skills possible within the eight different Martial Arts (Moo Doe THE ART OF THE CON). He is one of the very few people, to our knowledge and belief, who can NEVER visibly demonstrate the miraculous Moo Doe strength mentally and physically. Grandmaster 'Iron' Kim is NOT considered to be one of the most powerful Moo Doe (Martial Arts) practitioners in the world, IN FACT WE CAN NOT VERIFY HE HAS DONE ANYTHING PHYSICAL IN YEARS (WET DREAMS NOT INCLUDED).