Posted by JJ on July 11, 2003 at 16:09:56:
In Reply to: Re: Great Trick posted by Anti-Moo on July 11, 2003 at 14:36:26:
Didn't you hear,
* They fixed his weak mind.
* They cured his drug problem.
* They made him lose weight, and gain muscle.
* They made him more sociable.
* They made his penis grow.
* They made his mind less able to change (less flexible ways).
* They made him better in all possible manners.
* Money started falling from trees for him.
* He can now speak 12 languages.
* He sees in infrared.
* He can see dead people.
* He can spot weak-minded in-duh-viduals like myself from across the web by analyzing a few posts.
* He can grow his arm.
* He can move objects with his breath.
* He farts lightning, and craps thunder.
* He has X-Ray vision.
* Metal detectors go off whenever he is near because he is like iron.
* His clothes never wrinkle.
* They made his car be powered by sweat.
* His self-defense is unstoppable.
* Hey can recite the entire moo doe handbook - backwards.
* He weebles, then he wobbles.
* He can drink a whole bottle of pine-sol and still smoke a cigarette afterward.
* His sweat smells like pachouli.
* If he jumps up into the air, he is able to slow down time, spin in 360 degrees, shoot off a series of lightning bolts (see earlier point), attack 36 in-duh-viduals, and land, light as a feather.
* He can eat 17 big macs and still be hungry.
* His height is now equal to his waist.
* Old women tremble at the thought of him.
* He is the co-coo-ie man.
* The Yarona screams when he is near.
* He now looks at the Grand Canyon, points to 'heaven', and says, 'hmmph - not impressive.' My master does better.
* He has mastered the first part of kyung gung sul bope, walking up 11 stories. Second part is coming down.
* When he sees litter on the highway, it spontaneously combusts.
* He has had the opportunity to see John Kim's feet beneath a bathroom stall after an all night Kimchee eating festival.
* He lived.
* Tigers bow to him.
* He can pull 10 horses with his penis (see point about new growth).
* He now lives in a world where magic faries deliver erotic poetry to him laced with fairy dust.
* He is a martial god.
That's what I got from his post. Hope that sums it up.