Posted by twinkanationally recognized on December 31, 2003 at 11:58:48:
Equal weighted sparring stance, equal weight twinkies in both hands, palms up.
Defensive - circle out block with front twinkie, slide shift weight forward, use (any) kick from rear foot, simultaneoulsy engulfing the back half of the lead Twinkie, that hand becomes lower position and the other Twinkie shifts to lead as upper Twinkie blocking hand.
Repeat both sides until both Twinkies consumed then go run answer the phone, you've got your moo-practice in for today.
Hopefully a regional will show up and then you're off the hook, all you gotta do now to get thru your day is 'be allright, be allright?'
Hmmm, which way Twinkie form get in now?
What's your last Twink-move?
Your case three more twinkies get in now...