Posted by Anti-HF on April 03, 2003 at 18:23:03:
These are the rules of being a MOOOOO!!!
Rule #1
Don't answer questions directly, it will show your lack of knowledge.
Rule #2
Always talk in circles, it is the closest you will ever get to Bagua.
Rule #3
Always duck, dodge and evade.
Rule #4
Insult and insult and insult.
Rule #5
Laugh crazy and maybe people won't pay attention to what you say - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rule #6
Ask people to prove their technique, even though you cannot prove your own.
Rule #7
Believe that pigs can fly and J.C. Kim too.
Rule #8
Spend your free time on the message boards distracting people by telling them they spend to much time on message boards.
Rule #9
Make claims, say you believe it is possible and when people ask you to prove it go back to #1, #2, #3, #4 and #5.
Rule #10
Feel humiliated, because if you are the MOO and you read this whole thing then you truly lead a sad life!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
0YD humiliated again!
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