Posted by Epitome of Anti HF on April 03, 2003 at 21:42:42:
In Reply to: The rules of MOOO posted by Anti-HF on April 03, 2003 at 18:23:03:
Maybe if we all chipped in, probably wouldn't take too much effort, a grubstake fund could be set up so that mooos who want to leave can
re-build themselves. What? You want to leave, there's the door! Well, they might need some help. So, I offer:
Please support the mooo head national / regional relief fund. Right now, national and regional moos are wondering, worrying about where
their next Starbucks will come from. Don't let these sad fat miscreants go without being able to exert their authority and higher connective knowledge by telling you to pick something up.
Without lower belts, there are no higher belts. Without nationals and regionals there is no one you have to serve. Show some compassion for those who don't have it as good as you or I, and
are trapped into believing they are something special, that they 'connect' to a better way of life.
The nationals, regionals, headtesticles don't have real jobs, they have 'positions.' They are poor in spirit, unable to think or care for themselves so they need you to put respect towards them and need your contributions to come in so they can hand the cash with both hands to Kim. In return they get some walking around
coin and maybe more opportunity to hear still more of the insane demon's sermons.
And in return for your open-minded contributions you receive feigned care about you and your mental / physical / spiritual well-being.
But are you really doing enough? Have you brought down ALL you can?
What? You still have some money saved? What's wrong with YOU! After all mooo has done to, err FOR you, don't be so selfish because without mooo you are nothing. Remember that.
How many jobs are you working? What? Why is that? You don't care about anybody else, just yourself, you are so selfish. All you want
to do is practice and learn. Look at all the others who are trying hard. There must be what, a hundred left?
We used to call one million with just a single phone call but now because of the likes of you we're down to the last, best hundred.
You are missing out on miraculous opportunity to contribute and yet you waste it. Look at all we've done compared to you. Shameful.
Bring your cash, money orders, bank drafts or better yet just more cash to the nearest Starbucks collection center. Endorse your
contribution to National and Regional Mooo-droid Relief Fund, c/o La Jolla Institute for Made-up Martial Arts.
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