Posted by Anti-Moo on April 30, 2003 at 00:24:46:
A modern day fable:
So a moo walks into a bar.
He goes up to the bartender and says: 'Your name is Billy Bo.'
The bartender says: 'No my name is Ray Sholin.'
The moo says: 'No your name is Billy Bo and I can prove it.'
The bartender says: 'No my name is still Ray Sholin and I would like to see your proof.'
The moo says: ' I can't show you, you are not worthy to see the proof.'
The bartender says: ' You are full of crap, what do you mean that I cannot see the proof of my own name?'
The moo say: 'Well according to ancient tradition only by showing pictures of your true name can you be shown the power of the proof I posses and their for have understanding of your true name.'
Bartender promptly kicks moos ass, takes a picture and writes his name on it.
Unfortunately to this day Mr. Ray Sholin is still waiting for the moos proof. But we have learned that a man by any name can kick the moo's ass and provide a picture.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -
Once again the truth provides us with the best insight.